theLimerickMan
Trump limericks from day one until he's done. And then a few more.
Joined Jul 2020
To Chad Wolf, DHS honcho, and his ever-present three day beard...
SHAVE, DUMBASS
~ a limerick ~
From February, 2017, a Sean Spicer flashback to his habits of lying and swallowing gum:
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HE'S FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES
~ a limerick ~
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DHS compiled ‘intelligence reports’ on journalists who published leaked documents
editor of Lawfare, says personnel relied on “FINTEL,” an acronym for financial intelligence, as well as “Baseball cards” of arrested protesters to try to understand their motivations and plans. Historically, military and intelligence officials have used such cards for biographical dossiers of suspected terrorists, including those targeted in lethal drone strikes.
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SICK HEIL ~ a limerick ~
In honor of Trump's touting an election delay, here, from April 30, 2017, is
TRUMP ROPE
~ a jump rope rhyme ~
#BlackLivesMatter #Resist #cosopoetry #introductions
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DIAMOND, SILK, TED, SCOTT & ANTONIO ~ a limerick ~
#BlackLivesMatter #Resist
From February, 2017, when Trump started mouthing off about NAFTA and the peso took a dive...
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DIP ~ a limerick ~
#BlackLivesMatter #Resist
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Here's a screenshot of the POLITICS category of https://sitrep.counter.social - and like every other news category, there's something missing.
That's right, TRUMP.
Because there's still stuff happening that doesn't involve the oxygen thief that is Trump.
You are welcome, internet.
Hello Counter Social. I'm new today; expect loads of Trump-related limericks. Here's a post from April 26, 2017, which was Trump's 100th day.
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JAKE TAPPER INTERVIEW:
DARTH VADER, MAY 1977
~ a limerick poem ~
@th3j35t3r I signed up for Pro immediately, but don't seem to be signed in as Pro. Tried signing out and back in; no go. What am I doing wrong?
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Prominent legal expert slams Bill Barr for ‘unethical, deceitful conduct’ and a pattern of dishonesty
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@theLimerickMan 👍 👊
I've seen many of your works, and they are fucking awesome!
PS - that was from Jan 17, 2017
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VOICE OF AMURICA
~ a limerick ~
VOA Crowd Photos https://tinyurl.com/yd27ofvb
Punched Nazi https://tinyurl.com/y5jbozt6
Trump To Change VOA https://tinyurl.com/y9oxdpze
I suspect the average intelligence level on COSO is way higher than it is on Twitter, making explanations somewhat pointless, but since the beginning of Trump's term was so long ago, when I repost an old limerick, I'll post links to the stories that prompted it. At least until you guys tell me to knock it off. This will feel like Coldplay's The Scientist...take me back to the start.
theLimerickMan
Trump limericks from day one until he's done. And then a few more.
Joined Jul 2020