Somebody just asked if I had a chainsaw they could borrow.
And now I'm asking myself: how could I arrive at this stage of my life, and not own a chainsaw?
What have I been doing with my time?!
@sumpnlikefaith why don't you have a chainsaw?
@peeppeepcircus This is an existential question that is simply over my head.
@sumpnlikefaith @peeppeepcircus
My guess is the chainsaw in the movie was actually “toxic masculinity.” You are probably a nice guy, @sumpnlikefaith!
@HopeSeeker @peeppeepcircus Thanks for the vote of confidence!
I've only used a chainsaw a single, solitary time in my whole life, and I didn't hurt myself or anyone else.
So despite my other regrets, I am glad I haven't done anything to mess up that track record.
unpopular opinion, but i'm on team chainsaw. aside from the fact that you need it in rural life, you can be the one to help a neighbor after a storm downs a tree on a road. no toxic masculinity detected.
@peeppeepcircus @HopeSeeker I would only want one so that I could be helpful.
And I'd only want to put a giant supercharger on it so that I could be helpful way faster!
@sumpnlikefaith @HopeSeeker
Add a jetpack and you could be a new superhero.