Somebody just asked if I had a chainsaw they could borrow.
And now I'm asking myself: how could I arrive at this stage of my life, and not own a chainsaw?
What have I been doing with my time?!
@sumpnlikefaith why don't you have a chainsaw?
@peeppeepcircus This is an existential question that is simply over my head.
@sumpnlikefaith @peeppeepcircus
My guess is the chainsaw in the movie was actually “toxic masculinity.” You are probably a nice guy, @sumpnlikefaith!
@HopeSeeker @peeppeepcircus Thanks for the vote of confidence!
I've only used a chainsaw a single, solitary time in my whole life, and I didn't hurt myself or anyone else.
So despite my other regrets, I am glad I haven't done anything to mess up that track record.
@peeppeepcircus @HopeSeeker I would only want one so that I could be helpful.
And I'd only want to put a giant supercharger on it so that I could be helpful way faster!
Add a jetpack and you could be a new superhero.
@peeppeepcircus Not opposed to chainsaws (used responsibly by sober folks) in any way - Just remembering a very old, silly movie you have probably neither seen. The subject involved a dad staying home and providing child care while the mom worked outside the home…
@sumpnlikefaith @HopeSeeker
unpopular opinion, but i'm on team chainsaw. aside from the fact that you need it in rural life, you can be the one to help a neighbor after a storm downs a tree on a road. no toxic masculinity detected.