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Here are directions for my spatchcocked and smoked turkey. I've only done this once before, at the beginning of this month. But it came out great so I'm doing it again for family.

I'm trying to be thorough, so please bear with the long thread.

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8. Dr Esther Mahlangu

Turkey Gravy

Ingredients:

½ cup fat from turkey drippings or from meat drippings, or unsalted butter*
[1 cup white wine for deglazing]**
½ cup all-purpose flour
½ teaspoon poultry seasoning
3 to 4 cups liquid skimmed meat drippings and extra broth if needed
1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley and/or fresh herbs to taste, optional
salt and pepper to taste

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