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@Museek A white dude and a native dude are in love and thankful for each other, so one of them made a cake 😍 cute.

@ecksmc Damn these gnome-made hallucinogens!

"Why are you so spaced out?"
"I French kissed a gnome."
"Of course you did, dear."
"No! Really!"

I *really need* to switch gears right now. Swedish Chef silliness is a good start.

πŸ’– all y'all.

youtu.be/B7UmUX68KtE

Sending out Happy Birthday wishes to one of my favorite actors, Dwight Schultz. He was Murdock on the A-Team and Barclay in the Star Trek Universe. And he probably voiced a lot of characters you watched on tv and saw in video games. imdb.com/name/nm0776239/

@Zevon Oh no. I was a smoker until fairly recently. I have burned my nose hair more than once!

"I bring news from the front, m'lord..."

"YouTube's unfathomable block against COSO infrastructure snagging uncached thumbnail previews... has been CIRCUMNAVIGATED!! The people are rejoicing in the streets, mlord!"

cc: @th3j35t3r

Oh god no! My nose hair is grey 😱😱

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Stuey: Hugmaster πŸ«‚

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