@holon42 If I had that, I would invite people over, have someone else open up the door and "announce" them to me as I sat upon my throne, and I would greet them with, "I see you have chosen to accept my invitation. How bold of you." While I twiddled my fingers and maybe stroked my cat.
@stueytheround @holon42 Yup, that's the ticket. Also, I need four or so more cats, large and fluffy, so I can do his face while we hold them and act unaffected by the music.