Well, it's #CoSoAfterDark somewhere, so...
Folks, what's your favourite euphemism for any of the contents of our scanties?*
Yes, yes, I'm talking about our 🍆s, 🍑s, and 🍒s. Positive euphemisms preferred, rather than terms you'd hurl at someone in a fight, but I'm more curious about range and regional quirks.
(And if your favourite euphemism isn't "cash and prizes", why not? 😉)
@MLClark
Family jewels
Mini-me
Mister happy
Meat and two veg
Lady garden
I presume you've noticed how few there are for the female genitals in comparison to the boys?
OHHHHH
"Meat and two veg" means something totally different here and some comments that have been made to me in the past are a whole lot clearer now. I used to just assume people were crazy and move on with my life but there were incidents relating to this phrase that I only now understand.
@janallmac It means a good, healthy meal obviously, but maybe it's peculiar to the UK as an euphemism.
@MLClark