Shitter etiquette. Only on COSO 😂
@CherNohio: The term for it is "shitiquette".
The only thing more egregious than knocking on a locked shitter door is zip-lobbing in a urinal directly next to an occupied one.
Especially when there's a row of three and the other guy is on the far end.
Either leave a gap or fucking wait, or lock yourself in a trap and drop your pants down to your ankles to piss like a pre-pubescent kid and wait for some anus-hat to come knocking.
BUT NEVER, EVER use a urinal directly adjacent to one being used.
@th3j35t3r here to say: this is illuminating to women. We just fight over mirror access, if that.
@LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio
These are the RULES. It's always been that way. It's ancient and justified. 👍
@InvaderGzim Visual Aids! Now I’m always gonna wonder what’s going on in there!
@th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
@CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
There's only really maximum 1/2 available positions...
And sometimes not even that... 😊
@InvaderGzim @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
If there are 5 urinals with three used where they left the proper gap of an empty one between each of the three and you walk in, then you pee in the sink.
@Kurtroedeger @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
Sometimes... You have to wonder...
Did a female architect set the spacing between urinals? Or very small men? Or just trying to meet OSHA requirements with the least amount of billable sqft on the floor?
Why isn't there a minimum spacing defined? 4ft would be nice...
@InvaderGzim @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
You definitely wanna be out of the splash zone of your neighbor. Its all about the square footage. Toilet fixtures have a minimum width allowed. Maybe petition the International Building Code to update the refs 😂😂
Bathroom counts are based on building code and occupancy rate. But if noone is using it, might as well remove it and spread them out.
@Kurtroedeger @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
But don't they have to design for maximum possible occupancy?
@InvaderGzim @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
Yes., but aside from arenas, nobody ever hits that.
Story time;
I took Mrs to new kids reunion show at an arena and as expected, 90% women. I went to use the head and there was a line of women in the men's room all lined up at the stalls. A couple guys were standing there, not sure what to do. #kurthasnoshame so I just walked up to the urinals. Finish, turn around, and 20 women are staring at me. Like WTF! How rude! No staring!
@Kurtroedeger Try to understand. A gorgeous humk had just walked into the room and unzipped his pants. Of *course* they were staring! @InvaderGzim @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
@stueytheround @InvaderGzim @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
I'm horrible at remembering my fly. There's half a chance it was down before I walked in. This is why #nopantsbestpants
I think it was the leg shake when I finished that confused them. But major faux pas. You stare at the floor, the ceiling, and when youre at the urinal the wall. Never at a person. No eye contact allowed in the men's room. Not even with yourself in the mirror.