@thedisasterautist @CherNohio

The only thing more egregious than knocking on a locked shitter door is zip-lobbing in a urinal directly next to an occupied one.

Especially when there's a row of three and the other guy is on the far end.

Either leave a gap or fucking wait, or lock yourself in a trap and drop your pants down to your ankles to piss like a pre-pubescent kid and wait for some anus-hat to come knocking.

BUT NEVER, EVER use a urinal directly adjacent to one being used.

@th3j35t3r here to say: this is illuminating to women. We just fight over mirror access, if that.

@thedisasterautist @CherNohio

@LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio

These are the RULES. It's always been that way. It's ancient and justified. 👍

@InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio

straight men and their fear of standing too close or being "seen" when peeing will never not amuse me.

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@InvaderGzim Let's be real. Most men are less afraid that the man next to them might be gay, and far more worried about his dick being too small and being laughed at!

@sfleetucker @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio

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