Shitter etiquette. Only on COSO 😂
@CherNohio: The term for it is "shitiquette".
The only thing more egregious than knocking on a locked shitter door is zip-lobbing in a urinal directly next to an occupied one.
Especially when there's a row of three and the other guy is on the far end.
Either leave a gap or fucking wait, or lock yourself in a trap and drop your pants down to your ankles to piss like a pre-pubescent kid and wait for some anus-hat to come knocking.
BUT NEVER, EVER use a urinal directly adjacent to one being used.
@th3j35t3r here to say: this is illuminating to women. We just fight over mirror access, if that.
@LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio
These are the RULES. It's always been that way. It's ancient and justified. 👍
@InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio
straight men and their fear of standing too close or being "seen" when peeing will never not amuse me.
@InvaderGzim Let's be real. Most men are less afraid that the man next to them might be gay, and far more worried about his dick being too small and being laughed at!
@sfleetucker @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio
@sfleetucker @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist @CherNohio SAME! GIRLS, women have NO hesitation about peeing in front of one another. 💩 ng is different. But peeing? Nope. My generation squatted on car bumpers, it was totally normal.
@LaurelGreen @sfleetucker @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist
And, synchronized kegel pees are funny as hell 😂
@CherNohio @sfleetucker @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist and we did that! It was normal! 🤣
@LaurelGreen @sfleetucker @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist @CherNohio
As someone who has spent more time living as a wild animal than as a human, I would like to say I am appalled at human bathroom habits.
I will shit in front of a bear, but close the door between me and a human.
@AskTheDevil True! We hikers know exactly what is protocol. Just check the type of leaf first before wiping!
@LaurelGreen @sfleetucker @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist
@CherNohio @LaurelGreen @sfleetucker @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist
It is important. Especially if you live in Australia.
@AskTheDevil @CherNohio @LaurelGreen @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist Do not wipe with gympie-gympie leaves.
@sfleetucker @AskTheDevil @CherNohio @LaurelGreen @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist
And that old Boy Scout warning certainly comes into play: "Leaves of three, let it be."
@BenA @sfleetucker @CherNohio @LaurelGreen @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist
Ha ha! I'm immune to poison ivy!
Bow to my genetic superior... AUGH! pollen! My sinuses are melting!
Also immune to poison ivy. Cats have been known to send me to the ER though. Seems like cats are easier to avoid than pollen so you have my sympathies.
@Tarnagh Anyone who gets poison ivy has mine! Itchy-poo!
I sympathize with them. My kids are *not* immune, sadly, and we coped with that a couple times when they were little.
I never did this to the kids, but I'm also that asshole that will yank a poison ivy plant out of the ground and say "See this? It's poison ivy. Don't touch it!"
Freaked MIL out when we were clearing her yard & setting up tents, day before a party. Poison ivy all over, I'm ripping it out with bare hands. I still wash after so I don't pass the oil to others.
@AskTheDevil I was immune to poison ivy for decades, up until I wasn’t. @BenA @sfleetucker @CherNohio @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist
@LaurelGreen @BenA @sfleetucker @CherNohio @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist I still treat it with some respect, just in case.
I seem to recall a story about a certain Baldur and some mistletoe. I will not taunt poison ivy.
@AskTheDevil @LaurelGreen @BenA @CherNohio @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist
A-Freya-ed of the consequences?
@sfleetuckerIbsee what u did there, 🤣❤️ @AskTheDevil @BenA @CherNohio @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist
@sfleetucker My fear is that they'll look and *still* not see 🤣
@InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio