Sometimes I sit like this with my arm on my head and my wife makes fun of me for it. It's not uncomfortable. Sometimes I don't know where to put all my appendages and this is a convenient place to stick one.
#kurtworldproblems
@raspberrypanda @Kurtroedeger
Sass is back.
::winks at Kurt::
@Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
::glares at plant lady::
@Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda
::munches on potato chips::
@Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
🤨
:::grabs sling shot and bag of frozen tots::
@raspberrypanda @Fiikus_goddess
I.
Want.
It.
To.
Hurt.
::calculates trajectory to Finland....AND...New Zealand::
You ginna try to skip a tot to Finland AND NZ?
@raspberrypanda @Kurtroedeger
Never thought I'd praise Sweden, but those mountains are a pretty good tot shield.
@Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda @Kurtroedeger
Meanwhile in Stockholm, the storm drains are blocked up with slowly defrosting tater tots.
For goodness sakes, duck @Fiikus_goddess !
He's planning a tot'n'meatball thunderstorm.
@raspberrypanda @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess
All the projectiles coats in lingon berry jam too
@raspberrypanda @Kurtroedeger @stueytheround
Ooh, I don't have to go to a store, I can just old out a pan and get dinner!
@Kurtroedeger I wonder what almost unpronouncable name Ikea would give a Tater Tot Trebuchet. @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
@stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
Now I'm playing with online Ikea name generators
@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess
:: distractible ::
@Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda @stueytheround
Oye, I'm still waiting for tomorrow's dinner to thaw....
@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda Those Allen wrenches are always so handy!!
@stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
::flies to Sweden And assembles flat pack trebuchet with little Allen wrench::