Sometimes I sit like this with my arm on my head and my wife makes fun of me for it. It's not uncomfortable. Sometimes I don't know where to put all my appendages and this is a convenient place to stick one.
#kurtworldproblems
@raspberrypanda @Kurtroedeger
Sass is back.
::winks at Kurt::
@Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
::glares at plant lady::
@Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda
::munches on potato chips::
@Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
🤨
:::grabs sling shot and bag of frozen tots::
@raspberrypanda @Fiikus_goddess
I.
Want.
It.
To.
Hurt.
::calculates trajectory to Finland....AND...New Zealand::
@raspberrypanda @Fiikus_goddess
Ai tells me the initial launch speed of 28,000 m/s would get a tot from PA to NZ.
I think it'll cook on re-entry from orbit for you anyways.
You ginna try to skip a tot to Finland AND NZ?
@raspberrypanda @Kurtroedeger
Never thought I'd praise Sweden, but those mountains are a pretty good tot shield.
@Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda @Kurtroedeger
Meanwhile in Stockholm, the storm drains are blocked up with slowly defrosting tater tots.
@stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
::flies to Sweden And assembles flat pack trebuchet with little Allen wrench::
For goodness sakes, duck @Fiikus_goddess !
He's planning a tot'n'meatball thunderstorm.
@raspberrypanda @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess
All the projectiles coats in lingon berry jam too
@raspberrypanda @Kurtroedeger @stueytheround
Ooh, I don't have to go to a store, I can just old out a pan and get dinner!
@Kurtroedeger I wonder what almost unpronouncable name Ikea would give a Tater Tot Trebuchet. @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
@stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
Now I'm playing with online Ikea name generators
@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess
:: distractible ::
@Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda @stueytheround
Oye, I'm still waiting for tomorrow's dinner to thaw....
@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda Those Allen wrenches are always so handy!!
Keep sassing, he might pile them up and you can sneak over the border and voilà you have your next dinner side dish sorted. 🤣
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess
Mathing is hard.
#YouCanDoooEeeet