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Apple fans, what's the best thing to call today when the new phones and watches arrive?

The correct answer is “the lake,” because that’s too much toxic waste. h/t to @Stonekettle

This unsolicited text just arrived. Weird how Google is the number one funder of a tax cut initiative for "small business."

Lee, SF small businesses are struggling and need Prop M! It cuts taxes for more than 2700 neighborhood businesses. Will you Vote YES on M? Reply STOP to opt-out. Paid for by Revitalize SF, Yes on M, small businesses, tech companies, and business groups. Top funder: Google.

Damn. And I was gonna use Salacious Trash as my Star Wars drag name.

We really need to make federal disaster relief funds contingent on states aligning on climate change goals.

For those of you who are recent joiners, we often celebrate events like "Talk Like a Pirate Day" by having fun with our avatars for a day or so. Please join in on the fun.

Today I heard two closet gays talking about how bad Harris/Walz are for America.

I was so tempted to out them both in front of everyone.

Pay attention to what your Emperor is saying, but also to what all of his Congressional sycophants are saying. They will jail people like you. Like me. Like so many others whose only crime is not being the same as they are.

Ok, how about we get folks to show up at every Trump rally with fiddles to serenade the attendees? Then they can legitimately complain about a threat of violins.

Arrr we putting up the pirate avatars today, me mateys, in honor of talk like a pirate day?

Lethal powders sent to election officials. 16 States!

Autocarrot just about got me fired. Anuj updated their ticket, and I went to thank them, but Autocarrot changed "Thanks Anuj" to "Thanks Anus."

What if we did a “In this house we DON’T believe” and then ran through the top 7 stupidest things he’d ever said.

I know it would be hard to choose.

Someone needs to do a history of left leaning political violence, and by that a run through incidents like Anita Bryant getting a pie to the face or folks tossing glitter, and then ask why the right insists on guns and bullets.

It’s time. The world is ready for a hairy femme gay bodybuilder with massive thighs. His nickname? Sass Squats

Democrats: The audacity of hope.

Republicans: The caucasity of NOPE!

The phone not blocking unknown numbers so I can get a call from CVS.

Incoming call:
"Based on your role as a principal manager" and then starts a recruiting pitch.

1) I'm a Principal Program Manager which is very different than a people manager. (All soft power, no personell management.)
2) Two, this is clearly a recruiting spam call from an Indian call center.

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