War on Christmas? What about the war on Halloween?
My neighborhood is dead. Everyone is at the Baptist church. Happy fucking Halloween.
@Apocryphiliac But that's holy and righteous. (for some specific definitions of holy and righteous)
@Apocryphiliac Hmmm... Well, they are all in an enclosed space.... And you've got nothing better to do...
@sfleetucker “Crop dust” them? 🤔
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@Apocryphiliac Well, or what's the Dutch Oven equivalent for an entire Church building?
@sfleetucker We're gonna need a coalition to fill that whole bastard up at once like that. Me and this can of beans alone won't be able to cut it.
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a pew pee-eww?