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Wow, I'm sure naturalists will be amazed to learn that Turtles masturbate. https://www.joemygod.com/2021/11/mcconnell-wrote-trumps-foreword-in-own-memoir/
@sfleetucker
Hey now. This is not about actual turtle sex, you tricked me. 😂
@janallmac @sfleetucker Turtle sex? What? 🤣
@sfleetucker
Not if I don't have to! But, yeah. Turtlely. @AkomoCombine
@janallmac He's definitely a shelled reptile, but probably not the kind of Testudine you care about.
@sfleetucker
No. I actually like real turtles quite a lot, shame they have to be associated with him.
DUUUUUUDE
I came here to see some crazy turtle penises, and instead it was an article about Mitch's self-masturbatory works?! 🤮🤮🤮
My bad, I should have said Tortoises not Turtles.