We got a spot in the shade!

10/10 so far

Me, trying to make friends with Booty, the super belligerent dorm kitty.

#caturday

This was *not* approved garb for the daughter's graduation ceremony

Why does every Airbnb have these inane signs?

Goodness. The subreddit r/ParlerWatch has a screenshot from Twitter. It was just a matter of time i guess

Hmmmmm...

I'm gonna hold it against HBO that they made me enter my login creds a second time (per device) for no good reason, for a looong time.

I had hoped to wait out the chaos but am done waiting.

#Twexit

Frustratingly accurate.

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Feral Harry Potter

Yup

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I very much relate to this, except I would never make the attempt without pants

Me: covered in sweaty, having hoofed it 18k steps in the 70-degree heat.

Phasma: but you still want me on your lap, right?

#caturday

#truth

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too right

Awww

Supervisor at the weekly meeting was like "hey how about if we took turns being on call to support stuff outside of normal working hours?" and my reaction was

🎯

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Dear daughter's final project for her calligraphy class. I can't read that, but it sure looks cool to me! #ProudPapa

My wife is trying to kill me