Me, a city boy, reading e-mail

Do I need... a tractor?

LOL

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We live in the worst fucking timeline, all thanks to the corrupt GOP

ooh, I like this one

Seems about right

All right my DW is playing the heck out of a power washing simulator game & all I can think about is this

JFC

Dear wife: returns after going out for maybe an hour
Animals: OH THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK

Uh huh

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/bring-it-the-fk-on

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/02/26/cartoon-by-clay-bennett/

LOL--we just now noticed that the pic on the front page of Thursday's newspaper features my dear wife walking the dog

Mildly interesting: this foot-bar thing in the shower in my hotel room

Woman next to me in the window seat last night never lifted the window shade the whole flight

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I'm back!

ask me about my Michelob throw pillow

TODO: obtain alternate card for the spouse

Here we are at the Valentine's social. They have some real characters living here

this

Hey noobs--welcome! And check this out.