Me right now

YOU GUYS

Come on 5 o'clock!

LOL--they ain't even trying anymore

Yes, this definitely looks like something legitimate that I need to attend to right away. CLICK ALL THE LINKS! STAT!

related:

oh damn, that shipping charge tho (that is the cheapest option)

ayup

I would like to recommend my life-long friend Rusty Shackleford as GOP speaker of the house.

You're welcome America

LOL!

EVERYTHING'S GOING SO WELL!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/qai/2022/12/29/elon-musk-sells-another-36-billion-in-tesla-stock-to-prop-up-twitter/

This is just gonna aggravate me, isn't it?

Nandor is everywhere you wanna be!

...aaaand I'm done

We accidentally wrapped the colonoscopy prep, thinking it was a present

Merry Christmas from me and Nandor

*

Idea for a new emoji: side-eye face

LOL!

Sure, Jan

Nandor is relentless... ly festive!