...aaaand now it's snowing like a bastid & I have no chocolate in my house

WHYYYY?

Actual footage of me trying out light mode

feh--second attempt at downloading twitter archive is failing, just like the first time.

A peaceable kingdom of sloth

IT'S A TRAP

Check out my remote work rig. #EnjoyingNature

I'll know I'm done w/the bird site when I delete the bookmark off my toolbar

LOL

Everyone knows that percolator is the One True Way to coffee.

THE DRIP COFFEE APOSTATES MUST BE DRIVEN INTO THE SEA!

#CoffeeWar

Now what a kind of pizza goes in you?

Any other obsessive #ArrestedDevelopment fans on here?

First 3 seasons only--I'm orthodox.

Gonna go ahead and filter 'christmas' out of here until after Thanksgiving.

GIVE THANKSGIVING ITS DUE PEOPLE!

That's right people.
Top. Patriots. Only.

Try not to be jealous

Remembering my best bud Kodos today. What a great dog.

#DogsOfCoso

OMG there's funniest-tweets-of-all-time thread on the bird sit & I am crying

LOL

Got my sheepskin y'all!

Me: [knocks cat food bowl off the drying, scattering kibble everywhere]

Nandor: BANZAI!

Has anyone actually seen sex pest Elon Musk and Kendall Roy in the same room?

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