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Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome sufferer
Uncle Bubba
Joined Nov 2017
Max thought the Instant Pot hissing noise was coming from outside.
Maybe it was David Dennison on that "Access Hollywood" tape?
Rachel's gonna need a bigger wall.
I have only one picture hanging in my office, and it represents everything you really need to know about me.
I love this face. It makes everything okay.
You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.
Tonight, for some unfathomable reason, I'll be partaking of A Night At The Opera
Enjoy your unintended consequences. Would you like some schadenfreude for dessert?
Every time I'm sure they will all get away.
Never a whiff of scandal, he was cool til the day he died. https://counter.social/media/HRiSaC_krIpz6knUd5g
Tonight: The Great Escape
This has been a plain, buttered rice and simple salad kind of day.
Is this a threat? I feel like that movie producer in The Godfather who found the horse head in his bed. https://counter.social/media/ZgZIM9xLRvZCAYf0plQ
quickfics🍌🐕 👈
Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome sufferer
Uncle Bubba
Joined Nov 2017