Me: I need to head over to Walmart's garden center to get some clematis.
Friend: I wasn't aware you could get an STI in the garden center.
Me: That's chlamydia, you moron.
@postal_poet: I thought clematis was a commercial drink made of reconstituted tomato juice concentrate and sugar, which is flavored with spices, dried clam broth and MSG, and it was made by Mott's.
@postal_poet: That's the singular form. I was thinking more like a six- or twelve-pack.