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Me: I need to head over to Walmart's garden center to get some clematis.
Friend: I wasn't aware you could get an STI in the garden center.
Me: That's chlamydia, you moron.
@thedisasterautist that's Clamato!
@postal_poet: That's the singular form. I was thinking more like a six- or twelve-pack.
@postal_poet I mean, depending on how daring one wants to get with a stranger, it's still possible.
@postal_poet: I thought clematis was a commercial drink made of reconstituted tomato juice concentrate and sugar, which is flavored with spices, dried clam broth and MSG, and it was made by Mott's.