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#Christian. Theoretically a #poet. #Genealogy nut. 🇺🇲(🇮🇪🇫🇷🇬🇧🇩🇪) Theoretically a photographer of #birds. But now I have a dog, George, whom birds flee.
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Happy Dance! My son wants to gift me his old iPhone, which is still pretty new! I called my rinky dink carrier with all it's bloat and spyware and they said it's transferrable!
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https://www.status.news/p/not-satire-the-onion-acquires-infowars
Not Satire: The Onion acquires Infowars
As part of the deal, The Onion, owned by Twilio co-founder Jeff Lawson and led by chief executive Ben Collins, acquired Infowars' website, product inventory, customers lists, social media accounts, and intellectual property.
Trivia:
Will Rogers set an alarm that would go off near the end of each radio show because he'd just riff, not paying attention to the time at all.
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There is a small tiger with big whiskers under my #sewing table. 🐯🐈👀
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Picking up a new pupper this weekend. It'll be one of these fuzzybutts. That's Rocket's sister in the back being a good mama. ❤️ #dogsofcoso
Lenses were originally called that because the first ones made looked like lentils.
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Support you local Library
"Make stupid not cool again"
Nova will be on PBS here in 44 minutes.
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Gaetz as Attorney General? Really?
I find it comforting when I hear dog George snore. #DogsOfCoSo
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Hello darkness my old friend
My burrito has no beans again
The sour cream is softly seeping
The queso is gently leaking
And upon my new white shirt the greasy stain
Still remains
Without the sound of farting
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If I finish the rest of the lyrics, is there someone with better musical talent willing to record themselves singing it?
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Thankful Turkey
- Genealogy
- Nut
- Punny
- Always
- Finances
- $2.50
- Politics
- I only discuss if we agree
#Christian. Theoretically a #poet. #Genealogy nut. 🇺🇲(🇮🇪🇫🇷🇬🇧🇩🇪) Theoretically a photographer of #birds. But now I have a dog, George, whom birds flee.
Joined Apr 2022