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#Christian. Theoretically a #poet. #Genealogy nut. ๐บ๐ฒ(๐ฎ๐ช๐ซ๐ท๐ฌ๐ง๐ฉ๐ช) Theoretically a photographer of #birds. But now I have a dog, George, whom birds flee.
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I have met someone who was not in contact with his birth father until the past few years. From his dad he's learned Eva Braun was either a second or third great aunt. I believe him, because it's not an association one would want.
So I am compelled to post Danny O'Keefe's "More Than Eva Braun."
I forget which of you alerted me to this song, but thank you!
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I'm starting to feel like my best before date was done in cuneiform.
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In search of fresh vegetable puns-
Lettuce know๐
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Thinking that "DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
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Twenty five years ago I could name a large number of typefaces on sight.
Not useful to me at present. Jettisoned a long time ago.
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Peeled potatoes can soften stretch leather shoes. Please don't reuse.
#Potato
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#Astrology Astro Photo of the Day
The night side of Pluto spans this shadowy scene. In the stunning spacebased perspective the Sun is 4.9 billion kilometers (almost 4.5 light-hours) behind the dim and distant world.
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@th3j35t3r I've been reading a horror story in braille.
Something bad is about to happen I can feel it.
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Silly #Jokes
A ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."
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Random joke... had to make it...
(why, because I am clenaing and procrastinating cleaning)
@misslovelymess Exactly how do you engage in potato piracy?
I entered a search for sugar free cookies on Amazon. Found one offering that was reasonably priced, and bought. Package arrived today and they are sugar free chocolate chips, not cookies. There was a picture of cookies on the front of the package. I won't have much trouble incorporating them into my diet. ๐
And I'll read more carefully in future.
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You are not alone.
I have so much cleaning to do but Iโm sitting on the couch with Layla, chilling:
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Be attentive taking leaves.
Northern Brown Snake. Doesnโt get much bigger than this. Not only not poisonous, itโs incapable of biting. Eats slugs.
Don't click if you don't want to hear about potentially dead mice Show more
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Your giggle for Sat. stolen from FB
Have a good weekend all ๐
Thankful Turkey
- Genealogy
- Nut
- Punny
- Always
- Finances
- $2.50
- Politics
- I only discuss if we agree
#Christian. Theoretically a #poet. #Genealogy nut. ๐บ๐ฒ(๐ฎ๐ช๐ซ๐ท๐ฌ๐ง๐ฉ๐ช) Theoretically a photographer of #birds. But now I have a dog, George, whom birds flee.
Joined Apr 2022