2: I just called RSPCA to tell them l've found four wombats in a suitcase by side of the road.
Operator: "Are they moving?"
Me: "Oh, I never thought of that. It would certainly explain the suitcase."
I feel silly now.
1: I asked the worker at the toy store if they had any Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures in stock.
She replied, "Aisle B, back".
@peemee I love your jokes. And I may or may not steal em and post some place else lol. I promise to give my Aussie friend credit 😎✌🏻😊