2: I just called RSPCA to tell them l've found four wombats in a suitcase by side of the road.

Operator: "Are they moving?"

Me: "Oh, I never thought of that. It would certainly explain the suitcase."

I feel silly now.

1: I asked the worker at the toy store if they had any Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures in stock.

She replied, "Aisle B, back".