A temporary armistice has been achieved by bribing the cats with extra heating pads, so...maybe they'll leave me alone until it's actually time for them to eat at 6pm ππΈ
*said in Folger's commercial voice*
We've secretly avoided waking the cats and plan to do so until midnight: let's see if they can tell the difference πΈ
#Catsofcoso
#Bengals are monsters
Well, it's that time of night again: it's been almost FIVE HOURS since their last full meal (not counting the shredded chicken they got as a snack around 7pm π), so...time to start harassing me for their midnight snack...TWO HOURS EARLY.
(picture unrelated: they were nipped out of their furry little minds at the time)
I would like to suggest an addition to the Cat Chonk Chart, just past the "OH LAWD HE COMIN".
The unit of measurement could be called a "Singha".
Ausar & I are at a point of disagreement as to how often he should knead on me; perhaps a survey is in order...?
Now really wishing I'd named Singha "Jealousy", as he is a GREEN-EYED MONSTER.
Feeling like I missed an opportunity there πͺ
The furry little scoundrel refused to open his eyes for this picture πΎ
#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat
Is it #Caturday ...?
It's been a very stressful week for the cats ππΈ
#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat
Too early for #Caturday
"When I jammed my head against his face, that awful Human Servitor kissed me on the forehead *TWICE*.
"I am not sure how much longer I can tolerate these horribly abusive conditions, and can only hope some kind soul contacts the APSCA on my behalf, as they quit taking my messages some time ago."
#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat
#PoorPoorPitifulPuss
#AnimalAbuse
THIS BED IS NOW MINE, AND MINE ALONE. IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT, I WILL THROW PAWS
"We are now entirely free of the need to sleep with that stupid human."
So...
A friend just gave me two dog beds which her dog didn't want to use; I figured, what the hell - might as well take 'em; if the cats don't like them, I'll just donate them appropriately.
Well...
The cats LOVE THEM. Of course. So, yet another thing to cram into my house which is starting to look like a cat-hoarder's paradise ππΈ
Seriously, for now, I just moved a bunch of stuff around & laid them out in the sunroom: pictured are the results.
Ausar is very confused, as he keeps trying to maul me to death, yet I just won't die.
It seems to frustrate him to no end πΈ
Meanwhile, Ausar is embracing the Catsploitation of #Caturday, and is now wriggling around in the sunroom without a care in the world ππΈ
In protest of what he feels is #Caturday exploitation, Singha has now retreated to the junk room to stop me from taking further pictures of him, and where he is now currently being The Cat in the High Castle.
Fiat justitia ruat caelum