I would like to suggest an addition to the Cat Chonk Chart, just past the "OH LAWD HE COMIN".
The unit of measurement could be called a "Singha".
Way of the Murder Muffins is a dangerous path to trek. Even more perilous, when you have all the treats.
@Fiikus_goddess @netspionage I just figure that they learned what he says about them and took revenge! 😹
Waiting for and dreading the day Tango develops his murderous instinct!
Yeah, these two are gonna murder me at some point.
So long as they can't work the can opener to get at the cans of tuna & salmon, I *may* be safe...
...for now...
Per his last vet visit, he was down to 16lbs.
Once he hits full bowling-ball status, far as I'm concerned, he's three (3) fucktons worth of cat.
You ever had a bowling ball tossed on your chest while you sleep?
Well, that's what HE feels like. Jumping on my chest because he's gone a WHOLE FIVE HOURS without fewd 🙄
I suspect he's secretly just trying to stop my heart so he can tuck in before my body grows cold.
🤣 🤣 🤣
ohhhhhh my ghod... I'm laughing my ass off. 🤣
Yeah.. cats can get heavy. 🤣
they can be dense little fucking creatures. 😂
@netspionage Perhaps you should learn to sleep on your stomach?
That *would* make it easier for him to rupture or crush my kidneys and back ribs, true... 🤔
Well, no offense, however, to quote a lesser-known Melville character, "I would prefer not to." 😁
@netspionage do the Geisha thing and tie a pillow to your back?
Eh, I think I'd be safer with some aramid-fiber body armor; you know, the kind that takes ceramic plates? 😹
@netspionage I always wonder if I haven't seen you in a few days if one of your two "angels" hasn't done away with you yet.😱