I would like to get drunk in an old bookstore before falling asleep on the sofa with a cat.

I have very specific needs.

Big Coyote/Sheepdog energy here.

And may the first child be a masculine American child.

Nuns of Satan doubly so.

Nuns are untrustworthy midwives.

Okay, this show walked so Sandman can run.

Sorry not sorry.

Flash? The way he looks he'll qualify for next year's old-age pension.

Why the fuck is there a lion in the desert? I can suspend a lot of disbelief but this is a step too far.

Opening voiceover. Someone's read Adams.

Good Omens : meh, I might as well. #CoSoTV #mondegreenstv

Come on, Pete Davidson : Save Christmas. Defuse the bomb.

Accomplishing what two weekend at bernies films failed to accomplish.

Maya Rudolph is absolutely killing this.

Tears in my eyes. This show is so stupid-fun.

A Santa hater, but a real licker.

Marshawn Lynch peering down at Jason Bateman and saying "Shit, that is the fucking Ozark dude" is giving me life.

Fuck Yes Marshawn Lynch.

I'm so excited for more Murderville. It's dumb and quirky and every moment is perfect. #CoSoTV #mondegreenstv

Why does Fred Armisen show up randomly on an episode of every show I watch? Is it a me thing? A him thing? Why is Fred Armisen stalking me?

16. See, if I was the host of the morning show and I lose my job . . .cool? I'd have enough money to not have to go to work and I'd just get to swim every afternoon.