15. Please do not make this series about redeeming Mitch. Please. Already seen The Man in the High Castle.

14. Alex is waaaaay off script!

13. Is Bradley going to teach these media titans how to internet?

12. Oh, you neeeeed your celery juice, pumpkin? Was your asparagus water not chunky enough this morning?

11. Is Reese Witherspoon pulling a reverse Sweet Home Alabama in this show? Leavin' the sticks to go be too big for her britches.

10. I am now deeply uncomfortable watch rich white men be rich and white.

9. They flew a booker out to the boonies to meet me? Am I going to be the new co-host?!

8. I think I'd be really uncomfortable if I ever see a Duplass smile.

7. Chip got EP? Good for him!

6. Mitch Kessler didn't jizz into a plant in front of anybody.

- Mitch Kessler

5. I'd really like to see Reese Withouterspoon.

4. Commenting stridently about headlines from the past? Is this a Newsroom reboot?

3. Must be nice to be able to throw your phone around when you're frustrated. Must be FUCKIN' nice.

2. Chip, huh. Still finding people named Chip to work in big-city media.

Settling on The Morning Show tonight.

1. Jennifer Aniston sure acts rich as shit. Who has time to go outside after dark? Nothing good happens outside when it's pajama o'clock.

How I know I'm old: I know none of the needle drops on Sex Lives of College Girls. Is that a Doja Cat? What is Dua Lipa? I am ancient.

Almost scratched that early-Lost itch.

And let the darkness set us free. I guess?

Well that's yer problem right there missy, you got a basement fulla dog noggins.

A world-class tv-news-with-only-plot-relevant-stories bit there, YJ.