Settling on The Morning Show tonight.
1. Jennifer Aniston sure acts rich as shit. Who has time to go outside after dark? Nothing good happens outside when it's pajama o'clock.
2. Chip, huh. Still finding people named Chip to work in big-city media.
3. Must be nice to be able to throw your phone around when you're frustrated. Must be FUCKIN' nice.
4. Commenting stridently about headlines from the past? Is this a Newsroom reboot?
5. I'd really like to see Reese Withouterspoon.
6. Mitch Kessler didn't jizz into a plant in front of anybody.
- Mitch Kessler
7. Chip got EP? Good for him!
8. I think I'd be really uncomfortable if I ever see a Duplass smile.
9. They flew a booker out to the boonies to meet me? Am I going to be the new co-host?!
10. I am now deeply uncomfortable watch rich white men be rich and white.
11. Is Reese Witherspoon pulling a reverse Sweet Home Alabama in this show? Leavin' the sticks to go be too big for her britches.
12. Oh, you neeeeed your celery juice, pumpkin? Was your asparagus water not chunky enough this morning?
13. Is Bradley going to teach these media titans how to internet?
14. Alex is waaaaay off script!
16. See, if I was the host of the morning show and I lose my job . . .cool? I'd have enough money to not have to go to work and I'd just get to swim every afternoon.