@Bix boner-killer… Jesus…

@mcfate We’ll just nuke it from orbit then.

Ethiopia?

No, the tissue.

@DevinY1 Wow - congrats! Insert “virgin” joke here! 😂🤣😂

@Doug89052 I’m richer, healthier, smarter, and better off now than I was four years ago.

Goodbye.

@Maude I’m so proud of you

@DevinY1 Was it supposed to be a different state?

@Maude When he loses Arizona by about 1%, he’ll regret not getting closer. 😏

@ProjectShadow Brandenburg Test is still the standard here in the US.

@TrueBloodNet https://www.threads.net/@mike.harmanos/post/DBHRkGySRU5?xmt=AQGzcFjEPcjFAh7SNZdlFQ9jEjFalEbLP8oc4Xb0xkRA7w

Do you see anything

I’m thankful for Canada. 🇨🇦

@EnochianEntropy Yes, to answer your question — the same thing that always happens. People are scared shitless.

@InUnfunky @j0n @ExecutiveFunction404 @PussyFootingAround @XaoslordErie Hey, if the Phillies had moved on, the Dodgers would have beat them 19-0! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@Museek

M83
Imagine Dragons
(The) Killers
Ed Sheeran

@elbutterfield No Maggie Haberman in that byline? I’m shocked - shocked!

@JanetZumba_FalPals “The Crusher” is our de facto mascot. He’s a 15 foot tall bronze statue at the town entrance.

Probably the best “I voted” sticker out there. Maybe I’m a tad biased. #politics

@Bix Special shout-out to Michael McDonald. He runs the Election Lab at the University of Florida, meticulously counting all the early ballots.

Speaking of, there are now 4,423,149 total early votes now in. #politics