@InUnfunky That article is 7 years old already? Those poor children are 21, 19, and 16 by now. Some of them might even vote…

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@mikeharmanos I keep telling everyone that I will be happy to take care of their houses for them. All they have to do is sign over the title to me before the 8th.

@elbutterfield @mikeharmanos

You might have better luck with a fee model. There's a service out there that will take care of your pets if you rapture that does a one-time fee model. Was never sure they were serious or not.

@misterfive @elbutterfield Flat-rate fee, not a percentage. Take the guaranteed cash and run.

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