Okay legit anyone else watch Watchmen and just go "OMFG HOLY SHIT"?

@NicoleMcCall noooooooo ahahahah

And the Universe whispered seductively into my ear, "Stop pretending that you still have something left to lose...we both know that you don't."

"Bitch quit playing," I replied. "You gonna buy me a fucking drink or what? I don't still fuck with you for your charming personality."
Part II of Malice vs. the Universe coming right the fuck up. Stay tuned and find out who wins and who loses!

(dealer always wins, but who's counting when you're not buying? 🤷‍♀️)

Ohhh okay that's where it is! A bit buried lol.

Jfc how do I DM someone on CoSo using Tusky? I've got to be missing something obvious...

@ShrewLWD @IshMaelOz I do use Sleep As Android bit I've been using that for years and never had this issue.

@IshMaelOz Nein. Tried that before posting and it made no difference :(

Ever since I factory reset my phone a week ago I've been getting this weird repetitive beeping sound that happens over and over. It doesn't appear to be tied to ANY app, it's not a notification, nothing else happens during, and it sounds like a fucking submarine's sonar blip from a movie. It's driving me NUTS. It happens completely at random and I can't stop it.

Anyone ever have this happen? It's absolutely mental. It's a Pixel phone running Android 10.

@Madken65 ha haaa

@Wolvie one of the most successful political grifts of all time, if that's the case....

I wonder what kind of over dinner conversations happen in the Conway household. I mean, there's being able to agree to disagree and then there's the Conways.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/10/george-conway-trump-unfit-office/599128/

@th3j35t3r It's a crime to pardon a war criminal? I had no idea.

this mf...

@code I just grew different heads over the years...

Oh, and I guess because I don't wear my lip ring anymore...

Since everyone else is doing it...here is me at 2009/2019

Literally nothing has changed except that my hair is longer now. Haha

@Wolvie I should say that Fox filed for it, not Fox News...same thing, though. Apparently it's for a TV show. I'm sure that'll be a massive cringe fest...

Fox News filed for a trademark on the term "ok boomer". OMG nothing is sacred.

"well Trump is being impeached, the protesters in Hong Kong are shooting arrows and throwing napalm at cops with catapults, Chile is engaged in laser warfare, which apparently takes down drones???...."