I was able to drag it out for hours one night..she was "late getting out of work", got lost trying to find the venue, asked if they could meet somewhere else...by the time I nixed it it was almost midnight.

@AlphaCentauri For a little while...

@GlytchMeister Yeah I'm no infosec professional by any stretch of the imagination. I'm a very accomplished social engineer, though.

It's just amazing that he would freely give out his address, where he works, where he's going to be on any given night, what car he drives. Like dude...what? lmao

I don't generally have any need to do this stuff but I'm being harassed/stalked by an ex so I decided to make his life difficult in return. So far he's wasted three nights in the last week just standing around waiting for dates that never showed and he keeps rage tweeting about it 😂

Super low effort/high reward. I send texts while watching Netflix and he drives across the city and fucks up his entire night getting stood up by imaginary women 😂

It is...disturbingly easy to catfish guys. Make a Tinder profile that's the "type" of the target (hot, but not unrealistically attractive), set it to show people only within the target's age range (43-43) within 1 mile of their zip code. They'll always be one of the first people to pop up. Just swipe right, and wait.

Since it's passive (as opposed to a clear attempt at making contact) the target never seems to suspect a thing, and they freely give out an insane amount of personal info.

@th3j35t3r I was the Vinyl Vanna at DEFCON 13...first and last time I ever went. What a hangover .

I don’t think Iran even knows who the fuck they’re messing with.

I...don't know how to feel. 😂

Omfg

""One Twitter user posted that he had blocked the account of the United States Army, with the (faulty) reasoning that: “They can’t draft you if they can’t see you.”"

😂😂😂

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/03/us/military-draft-world-war-3.html

*after HE said he was "more Jewish"

(he also said he's more Jewish than George Soros wtf)

oh my god

This journalist's entire Twitter account after an interview she did with Rudy Giuliani was published. Like, all the followup, all the other journalists tweeting his replies to them asking for comment...and the birth of his new nickname "Jewliani" after she said he was more Jewish than "half his friends".

I'm dying. I can't link any one specific tweet, you gotta just read everything she's tweeting/retweeting 😂

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi

@cephalopie I just came here to post this! I'm so shocked lol

Holy shit impeachment has really stimulated the intellectual amoebas and high volume smoothbrains amongst us.

So far today I've learned:

- Congress is not the same thing as the Senate 🤯
- Presidents are not answerable to Congress (they're just "being rude") 🤔
- "Co-equal" is a fake word made up by libtards 💀
- If a President is impeached it "nullifies" his term, enabling him to spend two more terms in office 🇷🇺

Just...smh. lmao

What a time to be alive lol

In all seriousness, this vote starkly illustrates that the Republican Party is now the party of magically being able to sustain life without a spine.

Rain. The word is RAIN, autocorrect. Why must you always jump to such conclusions?

I sort of feel bad about it but I can't help but think it's hilarious. As a rule I don't pick on people for physical flaws that they can't change because that's a fucked up thing to do, but busting some asshole's chops about something that doesn't even exist? 🤷‍♀️ tbh

I'm not a fan of gun control in general but I'm not some redneck that has a problem with literally *any* form of gun control, either. IMO the Houston police chief is 100% correct - firearms need to be kept out of the hands of domestic abusers.

According to one statistic, "an abuser’s access to a firearm increases the risk of intimate partner femicide by 400% and 20% of victims were family members, neighbors, persons who intervened, or law enforcement."

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/09/politics/houston-police-chief-senate-republicans-gun-violence-vawa/index.html

@wilw What amazes me is how many of them were so anti-Trump before he got elected, yet now they all have their lips firmly planted on his ass.

It amazes me, but it doesn't surprise me.