Here's me with medium and short hair.

Cat unrelated.

My hair takes an incredible amount of upkeep. Should I cut it off?

I'm dead 😂 💀

Unfortunately for him, I'm not a Democrat. Ngl though I'm still tempted.

This guy keeps posting these comments on my pic today. His timeline is all pro-Trump but also female-submissive.

lmao

finna clap this ass for a good cause brb

I'm planning on deleting Facebook. I've had it with their policies, and Facebook is a snitch. I just got this notification and I've just absolutely had it with that site.

I'm keeping Twitter though, because that's where all the spiciness happens.

I haz a flag?

...look closely.

Oh yeah and he was posing as a black activist. But....he's not. 😂😂😂

So I made him and his LinkedIn info my header image 💀

He wasn't ready for me lol😂

👎

I will vote for this ticket as a vote against but I hate this ticket in a major way.

One more! Someone in Chicago hacked into the Chicago PD channel and played "Fuck The Police" by NWA. 😂

This guy brought a bow and arrow to a riot fight 😂 He expected to find a bunch of soft, easy to scare liberals.

He missed the fact that liberals =/= leftists. Leftists fight back. This guy got his ass kicked and they torched his car.

Legolas has really let himself go 🙄

This dude really stole a police horse 😂

Did...did he just call his supporters "keyboard warriors" and mean it as a compliment..?

Won't tell me what he wants, won't shut up, won't come here...just sits there staring at me like this and meowing. @#$&!

Good god I've sobered up enough to be mildly horrified by this text to a guy I had a first date with tonight, but also thoroughly amused by it. Haha. 😬

I got gaaaaaaame tho 💀

I don’t think Iran even knows who the fuck they’re messing with.

I...don't know how to feel. 😂

Rain. The word is RAIN, autocorrect. Why must you always jump to such conclusions?

And the Universe whispered seductively into my ear, "Stop pretending that you still have something left to lose...we both know that you don't."

"Bitch quit playing," I replied. "You gonna buy me a fucking drink or what? I don't still fuck with you for your charming personality."
Part II of Malice vs. the Universe coming right the fuck up. Stay tuned and find out who wins and who loses!

(dealer always wins, but who's counting when you're not buying? 🤷‍♀️)