I, for one, appreciate the efforts of the USAF to restrict their gross dick pic sending habit to...other guys who want them.

Very progressive.

...

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/california/articles/2018-04-06/apnewsbreak-officer-charged-with-soliciting-graphic-photos

@th3j35t3r I can't help but get a bit heated at dumbass comments like that.

@th3j35t3r *shrug* I like the pet tracker idea :)

@Monty1234 Cops just confirmed 4 victims, status unknown, female shooter, shooter shot herself and is deceased.

@Monty1234 A whole lot of people got beef with YouTube right now over demonetization and censoring/extreme content. But that's pure conjecture.

@Monty1234 Yeah, there's been I think 3 female mass shooters in the last 30+ years, and only one of those was working alone (without a male partner). This would be really super unusual.

Also, places like YouTube have crazy security due to how invested people are in their product. Really curious to see how this turns out.

Hearing that the shooter is a female and that she has been killed/is down. That'd be different, if it were a female working alone.

@Jydan @VelvetDuchess I used to listen to one all the time when I lived in Oakland, CA. It WAS interesting. So interesting that I had to shelter in place while 6 cars full of cops held a group of guys at gunpoint literally in front of my living room window. I heard noise and stepped out into the middle of it. After that I started checking the scanner first, lol.

@Jydan Yeah I know how they work.

@th3j35t3r Any idea why I have no audio despite hitting play?

Wow COSOCOM popped right up on this shooting at YouTube HQ in California!!!

I can't hear anything yet but I'm not sure why.

(avoiding making jokes about him being an asshole because it's just too corny)

(...god I kill me.)

Friends don't let friends tweet after anesthesia.

@ejbarnes Not really. Nerve damage is a bitch, and discs tend to re-herniate. I mean, you can stay active, maintain flexibility, but I literally just reinjured myself scrambling eggs so honestly you're just kinda fucked, really.

Can't wait til I can ditch the meat sheathe and upload myself!

@ejbarnes Mine ruptured, then the disc attached itself to my S1 nerve root, like it healed together, and caused nerve damage. So now I have RLS and feel like my foot is on fire half the time. Fun times.

@ejbarnes I have a friend who has severe scoliosis. She had most of her spine fused (she got 3 inches taller!) and it was the best decision she ever made, she says.

But outside of something that serious, yeah, I'd avoid it.

@ejbarnes I hope not. I'm stressed, that was truly a miserable process.

btw I say please don't give me advice because the tendency for well-meaning but clueless people to jump in and suggest that I do all the things I've been doing for years is super aggravating. "try yoga" omg *stab*

FUCK!

I was making breakfast, bent at the waist and felt a *rip* in my spine at the exact spot I had major surgery a year ago. It didn't hurt, but it didn't immediately last time, either. Now it's spasming and numb.

No fucking way will I go through that process again. Stick a fork in me and call me a cripple forever, I am not doing spine surgery twice.

WELCOME TO YOUR 40s WHEN JUST GETTING OUT OF BED SUDDENLY BECOMES A LIABILITY

(please don't offer advice unless you're a neurosurgeon, thx)