@Borelord The women of the #metoo movement won, which I think is the right choice. But yeah that woulda been funny af.

@th3j35t3r Thank you!

@Pete_Geller @Lilith @JGNWYRK Haha that was confusing for a second...my old pseudonym a long long time ago was Lilith :) I was like do I know you!?

(it's my birthday today so I got jokes)

Everybody: "Dude you're 41 years old, when are you gonna settle down?"

Me: https://counter.social/media/7j7w6uLdNs7cQo6fLM0

DPRK apparently photoshopped a starry sky into stills of their missile launch to make it look more epic, which of course a Dutch star nerd noticed.

Nevermind that if you were taking photos of something that bright, you'd *never* see something as dim as stars in the background, anyway.

Iran famously photoshopped extra missiles into launch pictures years ago, to massive internet derision.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/04/asia/north-korea-hwasong-15-images-intl/index.html

@WynGalbraith Money and connections have a way of diverting eyes.

Dude, how DUMB is Manafort? He gets off house arrest on bail and the *first thing* he does is ghost write for Russian intelligence in flagrant violation of his bail terms??? LOL

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/04/politics/manafort-bail-russian-intelligence/index.html

@immigrantsong No, it's not an accolade. It's whoever was most of note that year or affected big change. Hitler was Person of the Year, before.

@th3j35t3r Yeah...dementia space cheeto has interesting priorities.

"Stopping crime" lol

So the shortlist for Time's Person of the Year includes Mueller, Kim Jong Un, Kaepernick...and .

I SO hope one of the first three win, because that would piss him off SOOO badly ahahahaha

Very cute new CoSo logo! Looks like Santa fell off the chimney, though. 😊

Seriously starting to feel like 2017 is just trying to make Americans commit suicide.

Like...seriously, this year has been fucking ridiculous.

@enoch 😂 😂 😂 I'm glad you got the reference.

@enoch This is the truck version of that scene in Requiem for a Dream.

@wildnfree Thank you! I'm old af.

So General Flynn pled guilty and it looks like he (potentially) threw Kushner and/or the Trump campaign under the bus as well. My birthday is on the 6th.

I'll TOTALLY consider that an early birthday present.