@th3j35t3r That escalated quickly...
@DisasterOracle @COSOCOM I’ve seen a couple of those two. But looks like the usual “Sam Hyde” shit from trolls.
@DisasterOracle @COSOCOM This is circulating Twitter. Likely officers, though. https://twitter.com/rxblionstweets/status/1625327819482968069
@DJNoneYa He’s working overtime to get a pony from Elon.
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By the way, just in case this helps someone…
COOKING — creativity is okay.
BAKING — best to stick to the recipe (though you can adjust the sugar amount to personal taste)
BREAD — wait for the right weather conditions and be one confident and assertive mofo because dough can *feel* it when you aren’t. A blood sacrifice probably helps. Trust the gods.
PASTRY — your god is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here.
@th3j35t3r The tweets from that one are something else…
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I've never done this before. I may never do it again. I'm always leary about go fund me anyway.
You've seen me talk about Eric before. He was my EMS partner and a great friend for years. I performed the wedding to his wife several years ago.
I spent Christmas Day at his bedside, and the next day he crashed after his liver transplant. There was a complication.
If you can help... please. If you can't financially.. I get it. Prayers and hope Accepted.
@th3j35t3r He’s going out of his way to try to impress the QAnon crowd. That’s going to bite him in the ass eventually. If you play with paranoid people, sooner or later they’ll end up seeing you as one of their enemies, and unlike the “them” they constantly rail against, you’re real.
@Stonekettle and the same for you!
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Idea: A Federal Law that mandates any airline that fails to meet its contracted obligation in a prompt and efficient manner, must provide quality food, lodging, and entertainment for all stranded passengers AT THE CEO'S HOUSE AT HIS/HER PERSONAL EXPENSE.
@TheNewsOwl A person with one watch always knows exactly what time it is. A person with two is never quite sure.
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I told you, he thinks he's an engineer.
He's crashing rockets. That's exactly what he's doing.
Try to land a rocket. Giant ball of fire. You figure out what happened. Adjust the engineering. Try again. Repeat until you succeed or run out of money.
Only he's doing it with people.
Which is why engineers should not be allowed to wander around the universe without a keeper.
@TheNewsOwl “ Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?”
@Marlowe2 I’m in his district, and have dealt with him personally. He’s exactly this stupid and gullible to believe something like this. Every encounter with him was a chore.
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eeeeeeeee...
Not me filming. No way in hell would I stick around that long.
Tennessee train "derailment" today...
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@silhouettic I’m the same way about multiple sites. Actually, that’s kind of how it used to be in the days of BBS/Usenet/forums. Different places for different people and topics. In a way, it was easier to focus on niche topics.
@th3j35t3r Edgelords like that tire themselves out eventually. It’s probably about his bedtime anyway— there’s school tomorrow.
@TheNewsOwl Unless his backers have informed him that he *will* step down. He can save face this way.
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