@Bix
If Trump thinks "we are a garbage can", why won't he clean up his act?

@Ms420
The 180+ age range is a real thing. It exists across the South & Midwest, and I'm pretty sure there are Targets there. There are certainly politicians, who are obsessively trying to send us back to the distant past, back to a time when women were chattal, toilets were built outside, no electricity, a wonderful time, a world run by obnoxious pinheads.

@estherschindler
I would like to discover an as-yet-unknown Shakespeare comedy, a sequel to A Midsomer Night's Dream, called A Pre-Winter Nights Nightmare, using all the same characters as the original, but in a cold creepy winter setting. In exchange for this lovely tidbit, I would like to see Foxnews disappear.

@NorthWestBird
Apparently Musk's clearance isn't so top secret he can't brag about it. How much of an idiot is this guy?

@gshevlin
You can't call yourself a non MAGA-conservative if a woman running for president is enough to convince you to vote Trump. No, that makes you a misogynist.

@p3R1n01D @arthurpendragon
Do a slight variation on the cowboy, same costume, but call yourself a Texan, carry lots of guns. Not deadly, just toy guns, for fun (water gun, cap pistol, nerf rifle). Cos Texans like to take their guns with them like Rambo.

@Pungent
2nd question, Octopus

@JGSchaeffer I haven't read the WPost in years. Even when a post contains a link to a WP article, I can't read that cos it requires that I be a logged in subscriber. A most unfriendly rag. I really don't like their online interface, it just irks me. There are just too many reasons why I wouldn't want to subscribe.
Funny, but WaPo always used to be the more left-leaning paper, with the more right-wing paper being the Washington Star, or Inquirer or whatever.

@TrueBloodNet
Just in time to be protected from being raped by a minion from the Upside-Down. Hopefully just in time.

@guinnessphil
Not mentioned: Doors also have locks. What id the door is locked, what then?

@Lovechild444
Beany and Cecil (that's Cecil the sea sick sea serpent, a Bob Clampett cartoo-ooooon).

@PussyFootingAround
Cruel but funny. And appropriate.