If I turn into a zombie tomorrow, just remember - go for the head!

#EBS #Conspiracy

This kid looks the part!
#cosolawyers

Im laughing so hard!
#politics

Life comes at you - fast!

I just noticed @th3j35t3r has been up all night.

Did someone FA? Have they FO yet?
#fafo

Say hello to my little friend! #cosoguitar

Look what’s on its way to my house! #cosoguitar #guitar #Gretsch

I met a really nice couple this morning - turns out they were fake!

Here’s my hot take for the day:

Lucio Fulci’s “Zombi 2” is the “Gone With the Wind” of Italian zombie cinema!
#Zombies #CoSoMovies

One reason I love #CounterSocial -

Where else will you find yourself looking at a baseball post, then instantly pondering the implications of a place named “Dick Mountain” and almost immediately your thoughts are interrupted by someone posting about “The Hammer of Witches”?

Answer: Nowhere
@JMHardin @redenigma

3/3 #UFO

2/3
#UFO

I thought you folks might appreciate the story of my one and only UFO sighting. Spoiler: it wasn’t a UFO. 1/3
#UFO

My wife went to a social event for work on a Friday evening.

I bet she won’t make that mistake again! 😏
#swords

Oh! I forgot to share our adventures in the Chicken Limo!

When you read the headline, but skip the article. #UFO

My sister’s dog is about to have puppies:

How many do you count?
#dogs

So I understand there will be UFO hearings this week in Congress.

I hope they discuss Doctor, Doctor and Rock Bottom.

The mystery - How did German guitarist Michael Schenker obtain that tone on “Phenomenon”? https://youtu.be/xTE4NNqmnbw

#UFO #Aliens #guitar #CosoMusic #parody

I’m a man who has known shame.

But I’ve not yet suffered the ignominy of befouling my own bath water.

Ye, I live life with knowledge of some humbling truths.

1. Just because you’ve made it before, doesn’t mean you’ll make it this time.

2.Chorizo omelette and Cuban coffee for breakfast? Fuck No!

3. Running shorts shall have a liner with elastic in the legs.

4. Never go commando. 2 reasons - figure it out.

So remember - all of humanity is just a traffic jam away from shitting our pants.

1975 was weird, good, but weird.
#CosoMusic #1975