This weekend I am teaching a bunch of friends how to make hot process soap (lye) without turning themselves into lutefisk. Oh, and doing a massive taco bar potluck to boot. My house is going to hit olfactory-overwhelm really fast. Good smells tho, so leaving the windows open and keeping the swamp cooler on high should suffice.

@Alfred please create a photo of a feathered shark leaping skyward out of an eruption of water in the style of Maplethorpe

I know us Pro users harp on the reasons to go pro, but the Alfred upgrades are worth twice that alone. Please consider whatever it takes to free up $5 a month. #CoSoPro #GoPro

@th3j35t3r I would pay extra for @Alfred 's new talent. You did a great job on this. Nice cleanup on the faces!

@Alfred Please create an image of a long-faced pale man in a fedora stepping forth from the darkness of a bedroom and standing very close to the side of my bed looking down on me.

@DarkAlfred Please create an image of a long-faced pale man in a fedora stepping forth from the darkness of a bedroom and invading in my personal space.

@Alfred Would you please create a scene of what I see in my night terrors?

@Alfred Please create a photo of an oracle knolling her crystals and wands

@Alfred did you learn to draw?

Hey @th3j35t3r, Windows 11 just asked me for my phone number. They say it is to keep me from losing access. I say it is a digital finger print. Care to comment?