@Minholkin
Thank you - I don't find coyotes funny, but I am so glad you are home. In 2017 or 2018 I was walking our two dogs at the time and I was picking up poop when both started barking and acting weird. I stood up (thank the goddess I am five feet ten and a half inches and also quite round) and saw two coyotes watching us, motionless, from not far enough away at all. I mean a few yards. When I stood up, I must have made our group look not worth their while and they walked off.