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@gshevlin

Not until the plastic seat covers are delivered.

@Zevon

There should be at least one cat knocking a dish on the floor.

@Bix

""I just want to find 11,780 votes..."

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@LaurelGreen

Received a notice from the Teamsters asking my opinion on who they should support this election.

My initial reaction was, "Are you f***ing serious?

Afterward, I selected the"Kamala Harris " option.

Let's see what happens.

grayhann boosted

I know this won't stop anything, since the kind of people who spread these lies don't follow me (thank God, Buddha, Allah, Cthulhu, Moses, and Lemmy), but in case you need to educate someone in your life...

Kamala should come on stage with this song playing.

Especially if the debate takes place.

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youtu.be/hGysgLckhm4

@Maude

And how many of those in attendance are looking at their phone?

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@tgraph52 @feloneouscat

He would make a phone call to one side and say something to them, then make a phone call to the other side and say something to them,

...and the war would be over.

@tgraph52

Piranhas.

Electric eels.

Electric sharks...with freakin' lasers on their head.

Just sayin', consider the possibilities.

@tgraph52 @feloneouscat

Why didn't they do this when they had the power to?

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@BenA

Not to make light of the situation, but here is Ron Shock discussing a similar ruling of a "suicide" in Texas:

youtu.be/zRRvRsHVuvk

@feloneouscat

โ€œIf this race does come down to policy, I think it should be a hands-down victoryโ€”not just for Trump but for candidates all the way down the ballot..."

Republicans have policy?

@Wbtphdjd

In the classrooms with the Ten Commandments, the students pray for something to eat.

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grayhann

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