#TeamWaffle

Now I want waffles.

“Rudy Giuliani arrived at a polling station in Florida on Tuesday apparently driving the Mercedes-Benz he’s been ordered to turn over to two Fulton County poll workers.”

Privileged white men believe they are privileged.

#PrisonPup

https://www.ajc.com/politics/rudy-giuliani-was-ordered-to-turn-over-car-apartment-to-fulfill-148-million-defamation-judgment/KQ64ADEVQNAABJVLU5SKL6S5PI/

"Vote Trump for Peanut." His account wrote that Peanut was "needlessly murdered by Democrat bureaucrats in New York," adding: "We will avenge you on Tuesday at the ballot box."

Okay, this dude is mad because HE WAS MAKING MONEY off an animal that he was keeping illegally, but felt he was PRIVILEGED to keep an animal illegally.

This is the Trump Republican mindset.

"But that's not what I wanted from this. I wanted my animal." Because it had an Only Fans site.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/why-trump-campaign-posting-dead-163752314.html

Man: (in garbage bag) The current so-called president of the United States called Trump supporters garbage

Woman: So we showed up as garbage!

The Good Liars: And so, can you tell me how wearing the garbage bag proves that you are not garbage?

W: Biden calls us garbage, Trump calls us Americans.

TGL: Right, but you’re dressed as Biden defined you, not as Trump defined you.

W: Well …

M: (pause) Well, I think … we’re taking it as a joke at this point.

W: I’m confused

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-supporters-in-garbage-bags-stumped_n_672a3687e4b0be8c956ab610

Vance: “… we are going to take out the trash in Washington, DC, and the trash’s name is Kamala Harris,”

Nicolle Wallace: Harris,”

“Oh, oh, oh, J.D. Vance. You just effed up in a way that I’ve never seen in my political life, and I worked for Sarah Palin”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/msnbc-host-jd-vance-just-155637659.html

In an election year, Musk finds Jesus.

I didn’t know he was lost (old joke).

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/elon-musk-s-walk-with-jesus/ar-AA1oXgbK

Okay, I’m out till this evening when I’ll be either drunk with happiness or alcohol.

Either way I’ll be drunk.

Maye Musk, his mother, had been in Canada since the 80’s after she left Elon’s abusive father. Elon Musk’s timeline doesn’t make any sense and is full of contradictions.

He is as much a liar as Trump.

I strongly suspect he is not an American. He is flustered when asked about it.

Which is his tell—he stutters.

Musk:”Yes, so…my mother was born in Canada. Her father was American. But unfortunately she didn’t get her American citizenship, so then that broke the link and I couldn’t get my American citizenship. But she was born in Canada, so I actually filled out the forms for her and got her a Canadian passport, and me too. Within three weeks of getting my Canadian passport, I was in Canada.”

So he was doing this when he was ten? Bullshit. He was 17-18 when he entered Canada.

https://www.biography.com/business-leaders/elon-musk-mom-maye-musk-facts

I discovered that last night. Apparently he and his brother, according to his father, went to Canada to avoid the draft.

Musk says he intentionally dropped out of school because he wanted to start a business in the US.

What he didn’t mention is that he wanted to do it on a student visa.

His brother was more honest.

Wow, Joe, you sound just like the man you endorsed. This makes absolutely no sense. Musk is a draft dodging engineer wannabe. He bought Twitter and drove it to 1/5th what he bought it for. The value of TRUTH SOCIAL is greater than Twitter.

Rogan is a dim-bro with no serious knowledge.

“ On Monday evening, the night before Election Day, the tech billionaire had hoped to host a virtual town hall for America PAC, the Super PAC he created this year to support the 2024 campaign of former President Donald Trump. Instead, he was stymied by glitches after the call started more than 20 minutes late, with about 200,000 users listening.”

You can do all the PR about being the smartest man in the room but reality tends to bites hard.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/musk-immediately-quits-super-pac-033621707.html

Trump finally called Harris a bitch:

“She‘s a crooked person, she‘s a bad person. Evil! she’s an evil, sick, crazy bi... Oh no. It starts with a ‘b’ but I won’t say it. I wanna say it. I wanna say it.”

As I’ve said, and everyone knows, he hates women.

I strongly believe that sex, to him, is violence. He is also a coward who simultaneously fears women (also not uncommon). Hence the need for NDA’s and “fixer” lawyers.

Harris scares the fuck out of him.

#VoteBlue #VoteGOPOut

Not in his words, but dear old Dad’s remembrance.

“Elon and Kimbal then emigrated to Canada with their mother, Maye, in part to avoid conscription in the South African army, before taking the plunge as entrepreneurs in the United States”

Draft dodger.

Dad: “ I start to worry of boredom. I get worried that he is getting bored… (if he) suddenly decides it’s not interesting anymore he just kind of drops it.”

Tesla investors? He’s talking about the robotaxi.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/kerryadolan/2015/07/02/how-to-raise-a-billionaire-an-interview-with-elon-musks-father-errol-musk/

He SOOOO wanted to avoid politics so he joined Trump’s advisory board.

Anyone want to call bullshit?

Aren’t we in an economic war with China?

Or is it okay to praise China as long as they buy shit from us?

From 60 Minutes:

Lesley Stahl: It's not a car for the every-man, which is what you set out to build.

Elon Musk: It's getting there. We're not that far from being able to produce the $35,000 car and that'll be ready in probably five or six months.

Lesley Stahl: All right. Here you go. You've already set a new deadline. Right? Five or six months.

Elon Musk: That's just-- that's just my guess.

This is Musk’s tell—he stutters. He is CEO. He doesn’t have to “guess.”

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-the-2018-60-minutes-interview/

But back to immigration, did you know Musk was not a fan of Trump’s immigration policy? Now he is. Hmmm:

Could Musk be an undocumented worker? Trump could make that all go away…