Trump doesn’t know his daughter-in-law’s name… or at least mispronounced it.

"I think we're going to do good, and we have Lara… So, Laura is a fantastic person, an unbelievably smart person who works with and knows everybody here and she loves this state."

#politics #GeriatricksOrTreat

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-lara-trump-name-rnc-north-carolina-1972464

Voted here in Texas.

Saw a lot of Harris signs.

“Musk's ‘joke’ is steeped in a conspiracy theory that Washington is controlled by what he called ‘the uniparty’ or ‘the machine’”

Interesting as this is the same man “whose billions significantly derive from his role as a government contractor” — is Musk arguing he is a puppet?

#politics #ConspiracyTheory

https://www.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-jokes-church-someone-204856598.html

Oh! What they mean is it’s NSFW if you are a MAN.

WELL, DUH!

Newsflash: work is not just for men.

How the fuck is this NSFW?

“They want to reach into our doctors’ offices and our bedrooms to control our access to birth control and IVF and, of course, abortion — even though they wouldn’t know a uterus if they had to crawl out of one for a second time. Because, I don’t know about you, but I’d really like to get the government out of my fucking snatch.”

So which words are not safe for work? Uterus? Fuck? Snatch? All have been heard at work.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/julia-louis-dreyfus-2024-message_n_67162d2be4b0ae821480549d

Obama: “When I hear Donald Trump talk ... he’s very quick to say to Kamala, ‘Well, you were vice president for four years’… Dude, you were president for four years!

“He didn’t solve the problem, and I’ll tell you why. Because he does not have a real plan. He has a concept of a plan, and it’s a mean and ugly plan designed to foster resentment and divide people.

“We do not need a president who will make problems worse just to make his politics better”

#politics

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/barack-obama-trump-you-were-president_n_67160d59e4b019cef4ead782

The problem with Trump is he constantly lies.

Constantly.

He makes things up because ultimately he knows many people don’t BOTHER to avail themselves of the facts.

Every word he utters is to stab truth in the gut and let it bleed out.

Another day, another lawsuit. Trump is getting pummeled.

“ Donald Trump is facing a defamation lawsuit over comments he made during the September presidential debate about five men who were wrongly convicted in the 1989 jogger rape case and came to be known as the ‘Central Park Five.’”

TLDR; no one died, they didn’t plead guilty.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-sued-defamation-exonerated-central-154338517.html

Playing a fry cook for 30 minutes doesn’t even begin to describe the nastiness of doing it for a living. Where you end up washing your hair and skin with dish soap to strip the grease off.

BTW, Micky-D’s rarely hired convicted criminals.

https://www.historytools.org/consumer/does-mcdonalds-hire-felons

I know I’m being pedantic, but Trump never “worked” at a McDonalds. He PLAYED at one. To say he worked at one is like saying blowing a truck horn makes you a trucker.

Well, the McDonalds stint was MASSIVELY popular. From the Drudge Report, a conservative rag:

“MCDONALD ONE FRY SHORT OF HAPPY MEAL! FELON FINDS WORK”

https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/10/trump-taking-devastating-hits-from-powerful-gop-media-leader-now-ridiculing-and-trolling-him.html

“First, it complained that we would fact-check the interview,” Pelley said. “We fact-check every story. Later, Trump said he needed an apology for his interview in 2020,” when the former president stormed out of his interview with 60 Minutes correspondent Leslie Stahl, enraged by her questions.

Everyone is wrong except Trump. Especially when he lies about 60 Minutes editing Harris’ interview. Which didn’t happen. But, hey, Trump now knows how to make fries!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/60-minutes-issues-searing-statement-023615371.html

“Trump got mixed reviews for his set at the annual Catholic event”

No, he got a lot of silence and occasional nervous laughs. It was HARDLY mixed.

Stop sanewashing him.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-fox-news-jokes-al-smith-dinner_n_67126559e4b069ea0f063b25

House Speaker Johnson avoiding the penis question and forgetting history: “ And that is, are you better off now than you were under the Trump administration four years ago?"

Yes. Four years ago people were dying because Trump was pretending COVID was fake news. We were coming out of lockdown and people were still working from home. Businesses were hurting because the tariffs exacerbated a bad problem even more as supply chains broke down.

Yes, we’re WAY better.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mike-johnson-doesn-t-want-153834501.html

Harris refuses to talk about Arnold Palmer’s penis.

Why this spells disaster for the Biden campaign 😝

It’s just Trump being Trump talking about another man’s penis.

Y’all should be happy it’s not about a uterus. We can still say uterus, right?

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mike-johnson-doesn-t-want-153834501.html

Trump bobbed for fries.

Trump faked a Micky-D visit.

“The franchise in Feasterville, Pennsylvania, was closed for normal business during Sunday’s visit, and it was not immediately clear how the drive-thru customers served by Trump were selected.”

In other words it was staged.

Fake president with fake photo ops.

🤮

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/trump-tries-troll-harris-serving-french-fries-mcdonalds-rcna176294