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Another day, another lawsuit. Trump is getting pummeled.
“ Donald Trump is facing a defamation lawsuit over comments he made during the September presidential debate about five men who were wrongly convicted in the 1989 jogger rape case and came to be known as the ‘Central Park Five.’”
TLDR; no one died, they didn’t plead guilty.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-sued-defamation-exonerated-central-154338517.html
Playing a fry cook for 30 minutes doesn’t even begin to describe the nastiness of doing it for a living. Where you end up washing your hair and skin with dish soap to strip the grease off.
BTW, Micky-D’s rarely hired convicted criminals.
https://www.historytools.org/consumer/does-mcdonalds-hire-felons
I know I’m being pedantic, but Trump never “worked” at a McDonalds. He PLAYED at one. To say he worked at one is like saying blowing a truck horn makes you a trucker.
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He oversalted the SS fries. And did anyone catch the uncomfortable moment when he threw salt over his shoulders twice hoping for a smile and didn't get one? Everyone else in non silver spoon land understood floors and counters have to be cleaned so he just created a mess for them to clean up.
Trump wouldn’t weaken it, he would eliminate it.
“Do you have a few minutes to talk about Out Lord and Savior Arnold Palmer’s Penis?”
Well, the McDonalds stint was MASSIVELY popular. From the Drudge Report, a conservative rag:
“MCDONALD ONE FRY SHORT OF HAPPY MEAL! FELON FINDS WORK”
“First, it complained that we would fact-check the interview,” Pelley said. “We fact-check every story. Later, Trump said he needed an apology for his interview in 2020,” when the former president stormed out of his interview with 60 Minutes correspondent Leslie Stahl, enraged by her questions.
Everyone is wrong except Trump. Especially when he lies about 60 Minutes editing Harris’ interview. Which didn’t happen. But, hey, Trump now knows how to make fries!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/60-minutes-issues-searing-statement-023615371.html
“Trump got mixed reviews for his set at the annual Catholic event”
No, he got a lot of silence and occasional nervous laughs. It was HARDLY mixed.
Stop sanewashing him.
House Speaker Johnson avoiding the penis question and forgetting history: “ And that is, are you better off now than you were under the Trump administration four years ago?"
Yes. Four years ago people were dying because Trump was pretending COVID was fake news. We were coming out of lockdown and people were still working from home. Businesses were hurting because the tariffs exacerbated a bad problem even more as supply chains broke down.
Yes, we’re WAY better.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mike-johnson-doesn-t-want-153834501.html
Harris refuses to talk about Arnold Palmer’s penis.
Why this spells disaster for the Biden campaign 😝
It’s just Trump being Trump talking about another man’s penis.
Y’all should be happy it’s not about a uterus. We can still say uterus, right?
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mike-johnson-doesn-t-want-153834501.html
Trump bobbed for fries.
Trump faked a Micky-D visit.
“The franchise in Feasterville, Pennsylvania, was closed for normal business during Sunday’s visit, and it was not immediately clear how the drive-thru customers served by Trump were selected.”
In other words it was staged.
Fake president with fake photo ops.
🤮
“In a previous statement, the company’s lawyer said in a letter that Trump Media “strictly adheres to all laws and applicable regulations.””
Which sidestepped the issue of whether they outsourced (when lawyers resort to “we broke no laws!” It means they did)
This is amusing but MSM won’t touch it.
This passes for math in Trump’s head.
"I'm not 80 and I'm not that close to 80" He’s 78.
You know that tax cut? Don’t expect it to be an actual tax cut.
Trump; “Well I dropped him because I thought he was very unethical actually”
Only in Trump’s head are there degrees of unethical.
Like criminal, very criminal and Donald Trump.
They all exist simultaneously, leaving cats as quantum… until the waveform collapses.
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Russia’s parliament is discussing a law that would punish people who speak openly about not having kids – the “propaganda of childlessness” – with fines of up to $4,300. The goal of the legislation is to reverse Russia’s demographic decline
Sound Familiar?
Hey J.D. Vance come up with some original material will you?
Texas Born Texan
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“If I wanted government in my body, I’d fuck a politician” #Feminist #FuckCancer #LGBTQ #BLM #Ally #RetiredEngineer #HearingImpaired #HorseParent
Joined Nov 2022