My conspiracy theory of the day (none of these are backed by facts, experts and AT BEST are pulled out of my butt—that makes me more truthful than MSM):
No matter how the election goes, Trump is diagnosed with Parkinson’s within the year because SOMEONE wants power.
@feloneouscat I like it. Also fond of "Trumpelstiltskin", since the titular character stamps his feet in such a fit of temper when he loses that he creates a chasm and falls into it, never to be seen again.