Ha ha, I won this stupid giant-ass 3-pound Hershey chocolate bar last month at the family's xmas yankee swap and I'm going to name him Doctor Bill because I already know it's just going to be hanging around in my office forever completely ignored

My wife never knows what to get me for Xmas, so it's usually joke gifts, but here's the reveal of this year's gift actually working.

I'm super happy that I don't have to SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE the ice off my dumb windshield this AM just so I can see out of it.

GET MARRIED FOLKS, IT'S WORTH IT

As a nation, Israel is no more wacky than the US. The Gaza invasion was supported by only 49% of Israelis, which means they have the same level of ideological division we do here.

Netanyahu is leading the most right-wing government in Israel's history. In other words, he's Israel's version of Ron DeSantis.
Biden needs to stop behaving like DeSantis would on this matter if he wants to win this year, because voters who don't get their news from MSNBC and CNN will vote with their middle fingers.

The stupidest horror movies are those old mummy movies where Boris Karloff or whatnot is coming at the victim really slow, all like "Hnngg!" and the victim doesn't think to just moonwalk away from him like Michael Jackson, going "Oh please don't get me mister mummy lol"

You know, if Biden's people are literally refusing to throw Trump in prison for violating the Constitution in the worst way possible just because they don't want to inspire the next MAGA Congress to impeach Biden over some crazy nonsense, that'd be kind of dumb, wouldn't it? 🤔

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Looking forward to April when my next book comes out and I can stop trying to think of clever political stuff to say and just be like all the other author-pundits and say stuff like "I don't know who needs to hear this but Trump is a jerk please buy my book"

The good thing about being the black sheep of the family is that as long as you don't show up stoned and drunk for the big holiday dinner with a new psychic medium girlfriend and a mariachi band the whole thing is remembered as a success

Your reminder that the elites who own America are constantly astroturfing in order to keep workers divided and yelling at each other on social media over their favorite flavors of propaganda. It's the only thing that prevents citizens from revolting against the system through city-wide strikes, workplace occupations etc.

@AkomoCombine - There's a lot of fog surrounding the matter right now. Some of my vbnmw friends would agree with that assessment. ITM I put a lot of trust in Abby Martin. She's either the greatest actress in history or she's this century's Joan of Arc, in an independent media sense.

Ha ha, this ratty old evil Santa and some other vintage stuff is being sold by a local contractor guy who's cleaning out an old barn. I must have it, I'm meeting him tomorrow to see it and his other treasures.
Lol last time I caught a Santa this Satanic-looking I sold it on eBay for $40

On Sunday, Al Jazeera reported that this past Tuesday's "Pro Israel Rally" in DC was part of a propaganda campaign sponsored by Starwood Property Trust billionaire Barry Sternlicht.
The goal of the campaign is obviously not to "defend Israel" (including the many thousands of Israelis who've condemned the genocide), it's an artificial showing of "support" for the genocide so guys like him can grab the land.
Naturally, Sternlicht paid people to attend the rally so as to "manufacture consensus."

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You know, after you've adopted a few kittens over your lifespan, the ASPCA should give you a secret code for your cable TV box so you don't have to be subjected to Sarah McLachlan asking "Won't you save these starving animals" over video of starving kittens

No, what really bothers me about Republicans isn't their unwavering support for militarily enforced vulture capitalism and their refusal to see the US as a marauding empire the rest of the world detests, it's how their phobia of individualism makes them so bloody unfunny and tedious to be around. It's like everything you say to them carries the danger of upsetting their delicate sensibilities, and you just want to slip a hit of blotter acid in their meatball sub just to break the monotony.

Weeks ago I said that Turkey is a wild card in the coming worldwide conflicts.

On Saturday, Turkish president Erdogan called Hamas "freedom fighters" & expressed solidarity with Palestine.

Turkey and Palestine are both >90% Sunni Muslim.

It *will* matter.

Biden needs to be relentlessly pressured to stop the genocide, start managing the situation and begin the healing process.

This is what I've been sending to all the spammers who've been sending messages asking me to hire them to promote my next book to millions of readers

Social media is a place where you picture your readers sitting there reading your nonsense, all dressed up like kings and queens, eating chicken legs and saying "Entertain me, knave," when in reality they're all in their undies, ignoring an important bill and thanking God they're too chicken to post what you just did.