No, what really bothers me about Republicans isn't their unwavering support for militarily enforced vulture capitalism and their refusal to see the US as a marauding empire the rest of the world detests, it's how their phobia of individualism makes them so bloody unfunny and tedious to be around. It's like everything you say to them carries the danger of upsetting their delicate sensibilities, and you just want to slip a hit of blotter acid in their meatball sub just to break the monotony.